[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself (well sort of...)
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends

Total: 4

[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[x] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week

Total So Far: 7

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me
[ ] I can mow the lawn. (I live in the desert... we have no grass)
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets

Total So Far: 15

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.

Total So Far: 19

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.(I hate the news...)
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it. (guarantees how many stupid people there that they have to put this question)
Total So Far: 23

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